Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
it’s called an Earth Sandwich
Ze Frank brought it about waaay long ago and you can even make your own here
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TMNT to feature turtles "balls"
While trailers for the Michael Bay produced TMNT film look promising, all is not well. A source close to the production claims a sequence in the film where April sees Donatello’s ‘balls’ is not likely to be cut. The source described the scene below.
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Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.
Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.
Except this one is gender neutral.
cosigned so hard
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